Aed jokes
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
What looks like peanut butter and jelly, and makes a woman scream?
Afterbirth.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
Without women, sex would be a pain in the ass.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.