Aed jokes
There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂
Do this on a calculator.
There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the doctor said (0). He said take these tablets (2x) a day, but she took them (4x) a day, and she ended up boobless.
A lady sees a doctor about a tummy ache. After her check up, the Doctor said, “Looks like you’ll be needing nappies in about 9 months time.”
The lady asks, “Am I pregnant?” To which the Doctor replied, “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.
Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.
PENIS PENIS
My boss had the heart of a child.
In a jar. On his desk.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.
No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.