Aed jokes
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
Hot water look a**.
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What can you build with people? A boat!
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a