Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to a chicken.
Stapled Baby
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, the joke is funny 'cause it's unexpected and kinda messed up. The baby didn't cross the road 'cause it wanted to; it was literally stuck to a chicken! You wouldn't get it, though. Your brain is probably smoother than a baby's butt.