Aed jokes
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
Q: Why are morbid jokes so cruel?
A: Because they are!
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
Why is Mrs. Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.
Two fish in a bowl. First fish asks, "Haven't I seen you around here before?"
The second fish replies, "F**k me, a talking fish!"
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
My life is a joke.
You a cunt.