Aed jokes
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
10 Fun Facts.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
What is a great 👍 for?
Fun.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!