Aed jokes
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOF!"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
A boy and his mother survived a car crash.
The boy asks his mother, "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."
So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."
A teacher asks a boy in her class, "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with, "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think."
Later, the boy asks the teacher, "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking it." The boy says, "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
I have a problem. My dad and my girlfriend have the same birthday. So, one took my virginity, and the other is my girlfriend.
She a hoe, she shit on herself.
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, "What is a tragedy?"
One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "If my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy."
A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says, "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!"
"Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
Have a good day tomorrow!
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.