Aed jokes
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
Two urchins, L. H. A. B.
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
I did a walk.
Angel is a good word.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
How do fish get to school?
On a octobus.
Lol.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
Get a fucking life, you horny bastards!
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!