Aed

Aed jokes

Name

    • "GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."

    Bus

    • I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.

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    • Story

    • A Story:

    I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.

    Sequel follows...

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    • Adoption

    • If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

    School shooting

    • 1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

    2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

    3) 10 dead babies.

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    • Refrigerator

    • You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."

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    • Manhole

    • Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"

    Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"

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