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An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?" She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that?" The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover." The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!" At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist's husband. She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription."
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
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How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.