Adoption jokes
Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."
Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*
*Wakes up in an adoption center.*
Damn, it was those kind of papers.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.