Adoption jokes

Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.

You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.

Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?

Nemo goes back to his father.

I'm adopted :[

Kid #1: You're adopted.

Kid #2: At least they wanted me.

Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?

The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.

When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."

Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.

Dad: Well, how do you know?

Son: I found the adoption papers.

Dad: That is for your mum.

If you know, you know.

Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!

My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.

I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...

Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."

Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*

*Wakes up in an adoption center.*

Damn, it was those kind of papers.

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

What is an orphan's favorite beer?

Fosters.

What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?

Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.

What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?

They can't have sex.

"Why?"

Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.

God: You're gonna have 2 parents.

Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.

What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?

There's no way home.

You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.