Adoption

Adoption Jokes

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Emo

An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"

"No," replies the adopted kid.

"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.

If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.

Like if you dislike emos.

Orphanage

What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?

Still being in the orphanage at 13.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.

Orphan

Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.

Orphan

What did the orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."

Orphan

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Orphan

Girl: Hey.

Orphan: Hi.

Girl: Wanna be friends?

Orphan: Sure.

Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.

Orphan

Why do orphans never get a car?

Because their parents need to buy them one.