Adoption jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.