Adoption jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.