I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why where the twin towers workers disappointed because they ordered a ham and cheese but all they got was a plane
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
