An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Why dont orphans go on trips at school
Parent signature_________________
why do orphans go to church?
because they can finally call someone "father."
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
why cant orphans have iphones cuz they cant fine the home button
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.
Why do orphans have s3x?
To call someone daddy
You're adopted.
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
