Adoption jokes
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
Ur adopted.
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.