What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
Adoption Jokes
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
