I was in an audition for the lead role of movie 'Aquaman'. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream
Hey did you know Paul walker's gay Why do you say that Because he likes to wrap himself around long old wood
What actor do orphans hate? Dom Terreto (family)
What Actor does an orphan hate ?
Vin Diesel.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehed.
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person Christopher Walking.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral? He went from The Fast And The Furious to Gone In 60 Seconds
(no joke) paul walker is the best legend to go down in history, change my mind
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
I’m glad I’m not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater." Fiancee:Break a leg
why did the actor fall through the floor??.. he was just going through a stage
Q)What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim ? A) Robert Drowney JR.
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster. —Shane Richie, British actor
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up. It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor board don't worry he was just going through a stage
Cameron Boyce
