Actor jokes
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
What goes up but doesn't come down?
Tell who we are.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
Paul Walker.
John Cena.