Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
My girlfriend's a porn star.
She'd kill me if she found out.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
