Actor jokes
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
Cameron Boyce
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!