Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
Cameron Boyce
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."