Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.