When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Did u here about the emo kid who audition for the school play?
He made the cut
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
Let's go Brendan Fraser
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
What actor do orphans hate? Dom Terreto (family)
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
