Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
