Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater." Fiancee:Break a leg
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
Cameron Boyce
I am really hot but I hate water what am I
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
Q: why did the scarecrow from the wizard of oz win an award? A: Because he was outstanding IN HIS FIELD.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
