Actor jokes
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.