I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster. —Shane Richie, British actor
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up. It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor board don't worry he was just going through a stage
Cameron Boyce
I am really hot but I hate water what am I
Actor 1: "I'm Micheal with a b and I hate insects" Actor 2: 'Wheres the b?" Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
Q: why did the scarecrow from the wizard of oz win an award? A: Because he was outstanding IN HIS FIELD.
Who is chicken's favourite actor? James Cor-hen!
Jeff did you hear ther making a film about Jimmy savile it’s a very touchy subject. Yeah I did Gary but did you hear the reviews on the bill Cosby film people said it was so boring it put them to sleep
Chuck Norris docent get sun burns the sun knows better
director: hi. we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie. actor: really? what do I do? director: you will play the part of the cliff (holds up hanging rope)
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
Why do tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
why did the man die of the actors performance?
the performance was unbeLIVEable
I'm making a new movie, it's called "veggie tale's" My star actor is Stephen Hawking's
They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
How do you find Will smith in the snow ?
You look for the fresh prints
