The 911 people really dint scramble fast enough so they got folded like and omelet
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
Race car backwards is race car but if you turn race car sideways that’s how Paul walker go sent to gods inbox
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dads corpse holding a jug of milk.
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
what similar between a 14 year old pregnant girl and the fetus inside of her
there both thinking oh shit my moms going to kill me
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"
Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a BALL. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you Penaldo for almost killing me!
Girl playing outside: step on a line and you break your mommy's spine She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming
Girl playing outside :step on a crack and you break daddy's back She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming
The husband starts celebrating gets in the car and starts to drive away
The son comes outside and steps on a crack
The dad then dies in a car crash
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that's my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask's whats that,the little girl says "that's my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask's the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try's putting his little red race car in her garage but it won't fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see's blood on the floor the mother ask's "what happened the little girl say's "we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit so i cut the back wheels off"
Boy: why is my sister named Rose Dad: someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head Boy: okay Dad Dad: No problem Brick
Once my friends bakery burned down...His business is toast.
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So I crashed the car.
When they say you live by the sword you die by the sword, not in Paul Walkers case he lived by the car died by a tree well I guess the car was stumped
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal
Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
