A guy bought a AMG and crashed it, now he knows how the mercedes BENZ.
whats the fastest way to get to the hospital? stand in the middle of the road
i was trying to hang the lights when i accidentally kicked the chsur
My friend showed me his broken finger and i said JESUS, he said his name is Jake
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning. And my driver’s license got revoked too.
What’s the difference between women and cars? At least cars retained some their values after getting wrecked
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what would happen if a dam broke when you are on it? You would be dam unlucky
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
Presidents: are normal physically
Biden: t r i p s o v e r a f u c k i n g s t a i r
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
why did hitler get hit by a car? because he did na-zi that coming
How did Hellen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH
What's world hunger and a Mercedes got in common? Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
A news headline read: A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight He was in the infantry
why did the ball person go to the docter
He was kicked in the balls
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap? Wrapped around that tree.
