Accident

Accident Jokes

What's the difference between a plane and a woman

At least the the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place

billie: hi.

me: You wanna hear a story?

billie: Yes, sure.

me: Once upon a time, I ran over your dog last night.

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i love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were! :)

There once was a woman who had 10 kids their names where: Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One'Hundred Everyone but Ninety died, she also had 10 kids. These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing, they had him for 2 years. Until he got hit by a car. Only Ninety's kids know about this.

I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff.

They died of happiness and a 30 story fall.

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My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.

What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.

What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!

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