What's the difference between a plane and a woman
At least the the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place
why did hitler get hit by a car? because he did na-zi that coming
i love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were! :)
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Why did Mary fall off the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator
Stephen Hawkins death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentally lost his bluetooth connection.
There once was a woman who had 10 kids their names where: Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One'Hundred Everyone but Ninety died, she also had 10 kids. These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing, they had him for 2 years. Until he got hit by a car. Only Ninety's kids know about this.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
the real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.
What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!