Accident jokes
What’s red, blonde, and wet?
Saskia in grain.
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
Three men walk into a bar... you would have thought the last one would have ducked.
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
Did you hear about the guy whose left side got cut off!
But he’s all right now.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.