Accident jokes
How to fall down stairs.
Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
What’s red, blonde, and wet?
Saskia in grain.
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
Three men walk into a bar... you would have thought the last one would have ducked.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
Did you hear about the guy whose left side got cut off!
But he’s all right now.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.