Abuse Jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.

What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?

Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.

WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.

If you're bored, just punch an orphan!

What are they gonna do...tell their parents?

What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?

You will have even more birthday parties to go to.

I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.

I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.

All of the jokes are just abuse.

What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?

My last if she knows what's good for her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.

So I punched an orphan...

What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???

Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.

What’s the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?

Acne waits till you’re 13 to come on your face.

Pedophiles smell good.

The priest wanted the little boy to touch his cross. The boy said, "It's hard." Then it shot out holy water, and the priest said, "Come again and taste the second cumming of Jesus, lmao."

Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.

They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.

My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.