Abuse jokes
Why does my dad hate me? Really, please tell me, I'm tired of the constant abuse and pain.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
When you end up pregnant...
Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say "DON'T," and if he touched me down there I should say "STOP." But Dad, he touched me both places at once so I said, "DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!" 😂
All of the jokes are just abuse.
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
What’s the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits till you’re 13 to come on your face.
Pedophiles smell good.
The priest wanted the little boy to touch his cross. The boy said, "It's hard." Then it shot out holy water, and the priest said, "Come again and taste the second cumming of Jesus, lmao."
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
Q: What do priests have in common with McDonald's?
A: They both put their meat in 13-year-old buns.