Abuse jokes
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
Why does my dad hate me? Really, please tell me, I'm tired of the constant abuse and pain.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.
All of the jokes are just abuse.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
What’s the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits till you’re 13 to come on your face.
Pedophiles smell good.
The priest wanted the little boy to touch his cross. The boy said, "It's hard." Then it shot out holy water, and the priest said, "Come again and taste the second cumming of Jesus, lmao."