Abuse jokes
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common? Shooting up schoolchildren.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?