Abuse jokes
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
It's not rape if you're both crying.
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."
I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.