Abuse Jokes

Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?

A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.

My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!

And he's not even left the house yet!!!

Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.

My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.

I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.

Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.

What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!

Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.

"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.

The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.

"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"

"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.

The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.

"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.

What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?

If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Where do rape victims live?

In kennels.

What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.

Why did Johnny cry?

He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.

When you end up pregnant...

Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say "DON'T," and if he touched me down there I should say "STOP." But Dad, he touched me both places at once so I said, "DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!" 😂

I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍

My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.