Abuse jokes
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."