Abuse

Abuse jokes

Orphan

Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?

A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

Orphan

If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Woman

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.

Son

My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!

And he's not even left the house yet!!!

Child

Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.

Pussy

Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.

Woman

What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!

Atheism

"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.

The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.

"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"

"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.

The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.

"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.

What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?

Orphan

If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Child

I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍

Wife

My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.

Dad

Why does my dad hate me? Really, please tell me, I'm tired of the constant abuse and pain.

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  • Rape

    Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.