Abuse

Abuse jokes

Orphan

One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"

Basement

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When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.

Orphan

Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?

A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?

Baby

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

Woman

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.

Pussy

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Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.

Dad

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When you end up pregnant...

Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say "DON'T," and if he touched me down there I should say "STOP." But Dad, he touched me both places at once so I said, "DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!" 😂