Abuse jokes
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.