Abuse jokes

Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!

What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest's basement.

What is a pedophile's favorite job?

The mall santa.

What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?

A Catholic priest.

Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡

My conversion therapy done worked. Now I only sleep with my sister and not my brother.

Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.

I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."

I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"

What did the rapist say to his victim?

"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."

Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.

What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?

They both like to dump their loads into little kids.

What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?

A pedophile.