Abuse jokes

Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?

What did the rapist say to his victim?

"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.

What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.

Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.

Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.

What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?

A pedophile.

I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."

I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"