Q. What's funnier than an AISH worker getting raped?
A. An AISH worker getting gang raped.
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.
Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.
I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
