Abuse jokes
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?
It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
What kind of file turns a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedophile.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.