Abuse jokes
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Getting to kill the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
What’s the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits till you’re 13 to come on your face.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.