Abuse jokes
Pedophiles smell good.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
Your dad never needed a van for you.
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile? There isn't a difference.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?