Abuse jokes
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
Your dad never needed a van for you.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:
Thou shalt not f... altar boys.
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
My dad hits me :(
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile? There isn't a difference.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.