Abuse jokes
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why was the egg runny? Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.