Abuse jokes
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Getting to kill the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
Your hairline!
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."