So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Abuse Jokes
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends, how hard can you throw them?
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic and the other is a priest.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
