Abuse jokes
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
Why was Michael Jackson fired as a guitar teacher?
Because he fingered a minor.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends, how hard can you throw them?
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
My conversion therapy done worked. Now I only sleep with my sister and not my brother.
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.