Abuse jokes
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girl's innocence.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!