Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
Abuse Jokes
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
I was talking to my friend, and he said, "I lost my virginity to a girl, and then she stopped coming to school." And I said, "Probably because she was fired."
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. š„¤š„¤
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?
It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
Your hairline!
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
I like peanut butter and honey.
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Rape jokes arenāt funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
Whatās the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tailāitāll be delighted!
