Abuse jokes
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.
I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!
It's not rape if you're both crying.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
I was talking to my friend, and he said, "I lost my virginity to a girl, and then she stopped coming to school." And I said, "Probably because she was fired."
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?
It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
Your hairline!
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
I like peanut butter and honey.
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo