Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad my stepdad did it beat cancer
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
roses are red violets are blue if I slapped you that’d be animal abuse
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
Like if your dad is abusive.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
