Whats a boxers favourite drink? A punch🥤🥤
your hairlineeeeeee!!!!!!
I like peanut 🥜 butter 🧈 and honey 🍯
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister? He's dick tastes funny....
A brain eats cheddar cheese
How do you make epileptic kids dance? Throw a flash bang in there room.
Q:How hit an Orphan A: Hit them with an family tree
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex It'll forever be a mystery because the victims too young to scream his name
One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.
You know whats the worst about having a daughter with cancer? You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!!!
What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice
I would slap you but that would be animal abuse (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ)
*The doctor asking why Ive broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
well what am i gonna do now...
Theres a new cooking programme on bbc1 . The contestants are victims of domestic violence. Its called cant cook .... right hook
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant
