No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
i like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do tell their parents
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
