What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad my stepdad did it beat cancer
roses are red violets are blue if I slapped you that’d be animal abuse
I would give you a thrashing but that would be animal abuse.
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id tell a joke about how my mom was abusive but i either forgot everything or she just wasn't there
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her
You abuse me that I have no beards but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute 🤔
Like if your dad is abusive
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do Orphans have no bruises.Because they have no dad to beat them.
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
What are a doctor's and a wwe fighters ideas on child abuse Doctor's. Wwe fighters Don't do it, it does not help. If it can crawl, it Mood behavior can brawl
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
i like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do tell their parents
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
If you are a bully at a school when you get home find a orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop?😆😝
