What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it...we're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
What’s the difference between 911 and a abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
Abortion another word for dying at spawn
what night an aborted child want for Christmas ..... a home that isnt a bin
Q: what's the difference between a fetus and an onion? A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces
Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us
Q:What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A:See you on the flip side.
it must have been a sad day when you slitherd out of the abortion bucket
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby what makes no baby? Two Swallows
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
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If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
I'm actually against abortion Just go to the car wash and tell em you ate too much red pasta
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be? In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
Arby's fast food, and abortion clinic, your dead babies are our taters and gravies.
ctrl, alt, delutus, because ofthine fetus
Why do people hate abortion jokes? It leaves you with an empty feeling inside
