My life.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
"Abortion: Another word for dying at spawn."
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
I'm actually against abortion.
Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!
