My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach. She asked me "why the hell did you do that!?!?" "I wanted to let you yk I'm pro abortion."
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
Abortion is bad
What is jay
Phat
ahem.. if somebody you dont like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this
Hello thank you for choosing mamas pizzeria/ abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce how may i help you?
or
hello this is davids orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you?
some people reactions are priceless and then the wonder about you mental health
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped
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Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger
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Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive. Miscarriages is ok because God did not want the baby to be alive.
Whats the moto for a pizza place thats also a abortion clinic: your loss is our sauce
Men play video games to let their inner child out while women do abortion
my abortion
Eat my butt.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? At least gorillas don't abort their own.
knock knock who is there cows go cows go who no cows go moooooooooooo not whooooooooooooooooooooo
Feminism
ethan
if republicans really wanted to enact pro life legislation, they would ban guns. not abortion.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
