Abortion jokes
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter. It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
My abortion.
Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.
You're more depressing than your own abortion video.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.