Abortion jokes
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
"Dustin Jordan Manna should have been an abortion."
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Feminism.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.