Abortion jokes

If someone calls you, just say:

"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"

Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?

Because it wasn't born yesterday.

You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.

What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol

Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.

But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.

Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!

The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.

Tushar’s Fortnite skills.

I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.

My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.

It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!

What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?

Her abortion.

I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.

Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.

My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."

Q: Name a murderer?

Aborted fetus: My mum.

Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?

It was homesick.

Abortion is bad.