Abortion jokes
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Louie's parents tried this.
Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe
Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
"Yeetus to the fetus."
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
"Dustin Jordan Manna should have been an abortion."
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
I regret my abortion.
I didn’t know child labor was an option.
Girl: What is abortion?
Man: Ask your brother.
Girl: But I don't have a brother!
Man: Exactly!
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool? An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
Feminism.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
Penis.