Abortion jokes

A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.

My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.

Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.

Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?

A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"

The fetus: "lol same here."

You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.

Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."

Her: "No."

I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.

A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."

"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"

"We're going with Trevor."

"Ok, what if it's a girl?"

"Then we'll have an abortion."

I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.

Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"

Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.

It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."

What do an abortion and a baby have in common?

The mom doesn't want either of them.

What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

I pregnoot.

I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...

What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.

Your mum!

I wish we were all aborted. <3

So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.