Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
Louie's parents tried this.
when someone calls you say welcome to joes pizza abortion clinic your lose is our sauce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClbOw-y7f_s
What Is Black, White and Red all over? An Interracial Abort!
Abortion isn't murder. it's backspacing a typo.
Bro they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
what do you call a fetus with down syndrome? an abortion.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
i wish we were all aborted <3
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
