Abortion jokes

Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.

So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.

Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.

A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.

I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.

I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.

What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.

Louie's parents tried this.

When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."

Abortion isn't murder.

It's backspacing a typo.

Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!

What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?

- He smelled veal.

Mamma mia abortion clinic!

Your loss is our sauce.

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

Where can you donate an aborted fetus?

Your local pizzeria.

I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.

Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."

Her: "No."

Abortions are a way for whores to dodge accountability.