Abortion isn't murder. it's backspacing a typo.
Bro they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket
Me: "Hey get my joke on that timeline." Her: "No."
where can you donate an aborted fetus?
your local pizzeria.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion. But her joke was crap.
pro lifers: end abortion!!!
pro lifers after school shooting: but not this abortion.
mamma mia abortion clinic! your loss is our sauce
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort there twins. Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
why can't you fool an aborted baby?
because it wasn't born yesterday.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
i wish we were all aborted <3
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion? A. May your baby rest in pieces.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the care outside a pregnancy care center? A. Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger.
What is round and squishy. A dead baby's head
Girl: what is abortion? Man: Ask your brother Girl: But I don't have a brother! Man: Exactly!!
This is Riley abortion clinic yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman? A fetus has more rights.