What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? At least gorillas don't abort their own.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion where yesterday’s lost is today’s sauce
What job lets you kill the most people
And abortion doctor
I can tell why the founding fathers adopted the constitution because no body likes it
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand
welcome to joe's pizza you make e'e we bake e'm
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
I was dying when i called my sister and she said "Hi this is pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic your loss our sauce how may i help you today."
Nurse: Don't worry i'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yea, i always abort them. Parent:... Parent: Your hired
Girl: what is abortion? Man: Ask your brother Girl: But I don't have a brother! Man: Exactly!!
Tushar’s fortnite skills
What does a abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old and nether does the kid.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window .
abortion of chips
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger
i tried getting an abortion but they said “sir this is a pizzeria”
Q : Name a muderer ? A : Jews : Hitler. Russians : Stalin Chinese : Mao Americans : Bin Laden Aborted fetus : My mom
What’s red, nine inches long , and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion
