Abortion

Abortion jokes

Rape

    • How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

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    • Suicide Bomber

    • What's the difference between a suicide bomber and your mom?

    A suicide bomber doesn't abort their mission like your mom did when she had you.

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    • Wife

    • My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter. It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!

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    • Abortion memes

    Baby

    • So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.

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    • Shark

    • Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?

    Because dead babies make the best chum! :)

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    • Abortion clinic

    • Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?

    The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.

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    • Fetus

    • A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"

    The fetus: "lol same here."

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    • Side

    • I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...

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    • Guy

    • A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."

    "Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"

    "We're going with Trevor."

    "Ok, what if it's a girl?"

    "Then we'll have an abortion."

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    • Year

    • A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.

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    • Daughter

    • So, I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier: the looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.

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