Abortion

Abortion Jokes

I was dying when i called my sister and she said "Hi this is pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic your loss our sauce how may i help you today."

Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center

The next time you get a sack call pick up the phone and say “welcome to Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic your loss is next weeks sauce how may we help you

when your wife gets pregnet and you dont want a kid just come on down to momma mias pizzareia and abortion clinic!

Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?