Abortion jokes

A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"

The fetus: "lol same here."

Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!

Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.

How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."

I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!

If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.

Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.

What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?

A miscarriage.

What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.

Best way of abortion?

Beyblade abortion.

LET IT R.I.P.

Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!

Knock knock.

Who is there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!

Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...

An orphan.

So, I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier: the looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!

I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.

Q: How many aborted babies does it take to paint a house?

A: Depends on how hard you throw them.