Abortion jokes

Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!

What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.

Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.

My abortion.

Eat my butt.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?

At least gorillas don't abort their own.

Knock knock.

Who is there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!

Feminism.

Ethan

If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?

A school shooting.

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.

Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.

Condoms are for pussies.

What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?

Abortion of chips.

I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."

Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.