welcome to joe's pizza you make e'e we bake e'm
I was dying when i called my sister and she said "Hi this is pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic your loss our sauce how may i help you today."
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window .
abortion of chips
i tried getting an abortion but they said “sir this is a pizzeria”
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center
pepole go to placs to see harry potter live but you an just go to the aborshin place an see sumthin bisaper
IS NOT A J O K E
life sucks and so does the vacuum and other things
Yeetus to the fetus
i once gave birth to 3 children
Dead people can’t cross the street cuz there dead ha ha
The next time you get a sack call pick up the phone and say “welcome to Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic your loss is next weeks sauce how may we help you
when your wife gets pregnet and you dont want a kid just come on down to momma mias pizzareia and abortion clinic!
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?