Abortion jokes
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter. It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool? An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Abortions are a way for whores to dodge accountability.