What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
Girl: What is abortion?
Man: Ask your brother.
Girl: But I don't have a brother!
Man: Exactly!
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
