Abortion jokes
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
I wish we were all aborted. <3
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
Girl: What is abortion?
Man: Ask your brother.
Girl: But I don't have a brother!
Man: Exactly!
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.