What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
Girl: What is abortion?
Man: Ask your brother.
Girl: But I don't have a brother!
Man: Exactly!
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.