Abortion jokes
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
I once gave birth to 3 children.
Your mum!
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
Abortion is beautiful.
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
"Yeetus to the fetus."
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
Ethan
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.