Abortion jokes
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?
An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.
I wish we were all aborted. <3
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
Girl: What is abortion?
Man: Ask your brother.
Girl: But I don't have a brother!
Man: Exactly!
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.