Abortion jokes
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
Q: How many aborted babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends on how hard you throw them.
Abortion is bad.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Penis.
Abortion is not a joke.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!