Abortion jokes

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.

Why can't you fool an aborted baby?

Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What's the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?

An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.

I wish we were all aborted. <3

What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?

Dodge the coat hanger!

What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?

Dodge the coat hanger.

Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...

Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?

A. May your baby rest in pieces.

What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.

Girl: What is abortion?

Man: Ask your brother.

Girl: But I don't have a brother!

Man: Exactly!

This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.

What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?

A fetus has more rights.

Best way of abortion?

Beyblade abortion.

LET IT R.I.P.

I should probably stop making abortion jokes.

After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.

Q: Name a murderer?

A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.

What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?

You abort it.

If someone calls you, just say:

"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"

Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?

Because it wasn't born yesterday.