Abortion

Abortion jokes

Friend

Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?

A. May your baby rest in pieces.

Key

What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

Girl

Girl: What is abortion?

Man: Ask your brother.

Girl: But I don't have a brother!

Man: Exactly!

Loss

This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.

Fetus

What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?

A fetus has more rights.

Baby

I should probably stop making abortion jokes.

After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.

Jew

Q: Name a murderer?

A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.

Baby

What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol

Restaurant

If someone calls you, just say:

"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"

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  • Day

    Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.

    Fetus

    Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?

    Because it wasn't born yesterday.

    Brain

    You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.

    Option

    Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.

    But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.