Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger
So I was f...ing my daughter the other day and my wife walked in… I don’t know what was funnier the look on her face or that the abortion clinic let me keep her
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
so i was f...ing my daughter the other night and i dont know what was funnier the look on my wife’s face or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It’s not my fault I couldn’t wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
My wife caught me f...ing our daughter. I don’t know what she found worse, the fact I was f...ing out daughter, or that the clinic have me the fetus.
What’s worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
So I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier. The looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.