Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.

Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us.

Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us

What’s the best part of working at an abortion clinic?

Free dog food.

Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?

The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger

What’s worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?

Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.

Welcome to ____ pizzeria and abortion clinic where your loss is our sauce

Arby’s fast food, and abortion clinic, your dead babies are our taters and gravies.

So I was fucking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in… I don’t know what was funnier the look on her face or that the abortion clinic let me keep her

Papa John’s pizzeria and abortion clinic, You make 'em we bake 'em

What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?

when your wife gets pregnet and you dont want a kid just come on down to momma mias pizzareia and abortion clinic!

Welcome to codi’s pizzeria and abortion clinic your lose is our sauce!!!

_____ abortion clinic, you rape it we scrape it.

____sperm bank you spank it we bank it.

Guy tells his pal…My wife is expecting. We’re going to the clinic to see if it’s a girl or boy. "Congrats man…what are you gonna name it if it’s a boy? … We’re going with Trevor. Ok, what if it’s a girl?.. then we’ll have an abortion.

Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? Because dead babies make the best chum! :)

Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? Because dead babies make the best cum

So I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier. The looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.

so i was fucking my daughter the other night and i dont know what was funnier the look on my wife’s face or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her

My wife caught me fucking our daughter. I don’t know what she found worse, the fact I was fucking out daughter, or that the clinic have me the fetus.

A apple walked in the clinic The doctor asked what his favorite color was The apple said “red” :)

My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.

It’s not my fault I couldn’t wait to get out of the abortion clinic!

Hi, this is johns Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss, is our Sauce

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