Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.

Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us

Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? Because dead babies make the best cum

So I was f...ing my daughter the other day and my wife walked in… I don’t know what was funnier the look on her face or that the abortion clinic let me keep her

What’s the best part of working at an abortion clinic?

Free dog food.

What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?

Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?

The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger

so i was f...ing my daughter the other night and i dont know what was funnier the look on my wife’s face or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her

My wife caught me f...ing our daughter. I don’t know what she found worse, the fact I was f...ing out daughter, or that the clinic have me the fetus.

My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.

It’s not my fault I couldn’t wait to get out of the abortion clinic!

Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? Because dead babies make the best chum! :)

So I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier. The looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.

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