Clinic jokes
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
Some sperm arrive in the uterus and see that the egg is already fertilized. They complain that they lost the race and have nothing to do but die.
One speaks up and says he isn't angry, and the others ask why.
"He thought he was going to be alive," the sperm says. "This chick works at an abortion clinic."
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
A guy goes in to get some tests done. The doctor comes out and says, "I got good news and bad news." The guy says, "Ok, let's get the bad news out of the way." The doctor says, "The tests came back positive. You got two weeks to live." The guy says, "Oh My God!! Then what the hell is the good news?" Doctor says "You see that nurse over there, the one with the big tits? I'm screwin' her."
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"
What's the difference between Canada and the USA?
In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.
In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O!'"
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office? Only one of them is scared.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."