Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Me: spreading positivity Everyone else at the HIV testing center
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us.
What's worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
A woman comes to the doctor and tells her ‘doctor, my husband wants intense sex all day, what should I give him?’ The doctor says ‘my number’
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
_____ abortion clinic, you rape it we scrape it.
____sperm bank you spank it we bank it.
Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us
Lil Jimmy:hey doc Doctor:hi sorry but I can’t see u any more Lil Jimmy:why Doctor: because Lil Jimmy I’m a family doctor your an orphan Lil Jimmy:👁👄👁🖕
Doctor: I've got good news and bad news Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: I've got u flowers Patient: Awww, What's the bad news? Doctor: *They're for your grave*
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
I went for my routine check up last week and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today. Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow? Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you. Orphan: Why? Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
My grandma was telling me to be positive. As i was going in for an aids test
I took a banana to the doctor. It wasn't peeling well.
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces and a dentist comes in and he's says Brace yourself!
why did the ball person go to the docter
He was kicked in the balls
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic where yesterday's meat is todays treat. How may I be of service?
