Worst Jokes Ever
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.