What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
Worst Jokes Ever
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
