Worst Jokes Ever
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
Lately, I’ve been wearing sunglasses when I have sex.
So I don’t get pepper sprayed.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.