Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?

A: Make sure to come upstairs!

Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.

Son (in a happy tone): I know.

Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?

Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.

Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?

A: At least one does something when it is triggered.

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?

Girl: No, how?

Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.

I just want to say this...

You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)

Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?

They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.