Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.
Son (in a happy tone): I know.
Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?
Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.