Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

Stop bullying orphans!

What if they tell their parents?

What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?

With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?

A: The Blackhole.

If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.

When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.

What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?

Murder.

Why do orphans go to church?

It's the only place where they can call someone "father."

You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?

RUSSIA US A

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."

Plz follow Freddyfatbear and Daddy cock.

Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.

I never get off on the wrong foot.

I left my Avatar at home today.

No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.

Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!

Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!

Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!

Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)