Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!
So, a kid walks in the house and says, "Mommy, Mommy, I found daddy!" And the mother says, "Stop digging around in the garden, and let your father rest in peace."
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
I was talking to a beaver about my life. I don't think he really gave a dam about it at all.
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic.
Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It's a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired."
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.
Don’t worry if you have a stroke.
You’ll be all right.
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???