Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Fart

    • Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, "Hey, don't finish yourself until I get back." After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. "Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!" Gary turns to him and says, "I didn't, I farted."

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    • Penis

    • What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.

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    • Suicide

    • Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?

    Dave: No.

    Jason: Well, he hit his first target.

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    • Pasta

    • My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!

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    • Brother

    • What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers? A virgin.

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    • Suicide

    • Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.

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    • Suicide

    • Allan: What are you doing Saturday night? Museum girl: Committing suicide. Allan: What about Friday night?

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    • Feminist

    • What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?

    At least one does something when it is triggered.

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