Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.

Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*

Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"

People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.

Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.

Are you the Twin Towers?

Because I want to smash you.

What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?

In the U.K., it's a swear word.

In America, it's a family reunion.

Sister: You're so stupid.

Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!

Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?

Because it can't find the home button.

What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?

They both make a sound when thrown.

I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"

Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?

A Konichiuahua.

What is the Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed.

How does the non binary kill white en Amy?

They/them.

Kentucky yacht services (kys.com)

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.