Worst Jokes Ever
With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.