John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces
how do you starve a hippie, you hide its wellfair check under the soap
What does Michael jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket
whats your fav colur "emo kid hanging
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings
whats black and at the top of the starecase stephen hawkings after a house fire
Yo mamas so fat, that Dora couldn't explore her.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball? They couldn't hit home base.
what happens when you put a baby in a blender
The baby is a cherry smoothie
Yo mama so fat she went to the moon without leaving earth
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack? U shove them down his throat🤣😂
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese.
Nachocheese
Ur mum is so fat, that when she walked past the television I missed a whole series of SpongeBob
this black dude goes up to an indian guy and say "what up brotha" the indian guy gets offended and says we are not the same, the black guy then pulls out a gun, and the indian guy says ok brother ok brother we are the same we are the same, do the voice in your head
Whats yellow and cant swim a bus full of children
I started crying when dad started cutting onions. Onions was a good dog.
i went in a swim in the river that crosses mexico and i seen a mexican aka a wet back swimming across i ask he said imma wetback
Your Hairline is so far back it left before your dad
A girl came to my house she said where’s your parents I started crying
