Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

"And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and receive eternal life,' but John came fifth and got a toaster."

"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."

What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?

When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.

My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.

My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.

As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.

I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.

Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!

What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?

"I'm not a-moosed right now."

Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?

I really hit the mother lode with you!