Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?

I am not registered.

Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?

He didn't give me any.

I was made by the Devil.

I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.

Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.