Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

"There is no way you can fit in there."

"Says who?"

"Your mom."

"When?"

"Last night."

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?

God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.

Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,

If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Yo mama so fat,

Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

What's an orphan's favorite meme?

Homer going into a bush.

Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.