I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
Worst Jokes Ever
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle, except Cancer.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
