Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.

What do you call a white man that’s blind?

Asian eyes.

I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."

Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."

What is an orphan's favorite beer?

Fosters.

What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?

Q: What is 9 + 11?

A: 9/11

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.

"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."

"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"

When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.

What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?

Women can't take a joke!

What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?

They both like oil.

What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.

What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?

Homeless.

How do you open a banana? Answer with a mon-key.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

"Aye, matey."

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.