Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
"kys" (keep yourself safe).
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
