Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.

* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?

Frisk: One knife, plz.

Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.

Waiter: You eat a knife?

Frisk: Yes.

*Waiter asking for one knife*

Waiter: Here you go.

Frisk: Thanks you.

Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.

What did the cow ๐Ÿ„ watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ–ฅ

A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old sonโ€™s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, โ€œWhat do we do?โ€

The husband said, โ€œIโ€™m no expert, but I wouldnโ€™t fucking spank him.โ€

Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.