Worst Jokes Ever
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!