I finally got a girlfriend. Her name is Remington Model 32
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car? Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job" Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad), Dad, Ewww, your dick tastes like shite!" Dad: Oh that's right, I lent your brother the car
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
um I need help how should I deal with depression?
joke: I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what i name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place
yor forehead is so big, mr clean thought he would hire you
what do you call a terrorist that can fly? a dart
What are Africans favorite game to play? Hungry hippos
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Orphans are so vulnerable they have no parents to tell- Masai
i told siri my dog and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up and i said okay.she asked me knock knock and i said who is there and she said not your dog
A guy gets home from work to seeing his gf packing and he asks her why are you packing and the girl says cause i found out your a Pedophilia and the guy goes a Pedophilia and she says yes and the guy goes thats a big word for a 12 year old
When Peter Pan jumped off the twin towers what happened. He neverland
my grandpa said this generation relies 2 much on tech so I unplugged his life support
how did the gay man die? homicide
6 was afraid of 7 bc 7 ate 9 but why was 10 scared?
Bc 10 was in 9/11
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? · Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why?
a telescope has two uses: 1. to look in space 2. to see your hairline
should i do a face rev?
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire? Hot wheels
