Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?

Black ops.

My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?

What do you call a black guy on the moon?

YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!

Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?

If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.

Kid: Which were me, are your parents?

Orphan: What are parents?

What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.

My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

What did the Titanic say as it sank?

I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!

I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!

A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Unless you are in prison.

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."

What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.

God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.

What do you call a shadow?

Tyrone, don’t be a coon!

What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.

I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.

Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.