Worst Jokes Ever
A husband and a wife have four children. The oldest three are tall with blonde hair. The youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said, "Honey, can you be completely honest with me? Is our youngest son mine?" The wife says, "I swear to all that is holy, he is your son." Then the husband died and the wife muttered, "Thank god he didn't ask about the other three."
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
I hate snow. It's white and on my land.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
Having sex while camping is fucking in tents (intense).
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...