Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!

You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.

Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!

I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"

The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."

What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?

At least the mountain has two hills.