Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?

Usain Bolt can finish a race.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.

Why did I trip over your foot?

Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!

Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?

Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."