Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck I left the oven on!
Mike Oxlong: What's deez Mike? Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez? Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
What do you call Autistic kids baking? Downies with brownies
My dad is now a milkman Now i have over 50 brothers and sisters
Why did the orphan rod the bank
To be wanted
guys why r we being racist, why cant we love eachother pls, gimme that dick boy, pls stop fighting, lets love eachother and them big ole dicks pls, gimme that dick, i hate racism
Where can u never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants
Knock knock Who’s there Draggin’ Draggin’ who? Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3
if you killed an orphans family... oh wait
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
Im worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
The twins ordered pepperoni. But they got plain
Shut your goofy ahh mouth
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
weirdo: im too high too die! me: youll just fall harder
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? They can’t run to home.
what movie do orphans relate to the most? - Home Alone
I’m back
I called a orphan spiderman because he's no way home
