Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call Moby Dick's dad?

Papa Boner.

Why did the orphan take a selfie?

Because he wanted a family portrait.

Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.

Hey Siri, where is my dad?

Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!

Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

...WhAT-

What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?

Oh... one comes back.

Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...

Why did the cow go to outer space?

To see the moooon!

Your mom!

What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?

Pigs in a blanket.

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...

It don't moan when u put milk inside.

Why are white people so white?

Because they forgot to urine on lotion.

What do you call my friends?...

Short.

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!

This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.

In Boston we say,

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said ‘Hey Jill, you wanna?’ Jill said yes, unzipped her dress, and then they had a ‘daughta’" 🤣